[Editor's note: This is a conversation I had with A Link to the Past, who I met on Wikipedia.]
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A Link to the Past: http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Man_kills_baby_over_Xbox_360
Nic: Wow, thank goodness for you Nintendo boys it wasn’t a Wii.
Nic: Just a little humor. 
A Link to the Past: Nintendo fans know better than to think falling on the floor would break it